Meet Madison, whip-tongued daughter of a narcissistic film star and a billionaire, abandoned at a Swiss boarding school over Christmas while her parents are off adopting more orphans. Madison dies of a marijuana overdose and awakes to find herself in Hell, sharing her cell with a motley crew of young sinners that´s almost too good to be true. Madison and her pals must trek across the Dandruff Desert and climb the treacherous Mountain of Toenail Clippings to confront Satan in his citadel, and all the popcorn balls and wax lips that serve as currency in Hell won´t buy them off. Welcome to the afterlife as only Palahniuk could imagine it - he makes eternal torment, well, simply divine...